The python in me

I am cool, I am calm, I am collected.

I am a reticulated python.

I moved easily along the banks of the muddy river somewhere in Borneo.

The densed jungle makes me a natural predator.

Oh ho, what is that I see... A prey! I have to move in quietly to catch my much needed sustanance.

Suddenly, I hear a vague call from the far distance [ATHENA GET OFF! YOU ARE TOO BIG TO BE UNDER THE TABLE AND THAT BAGEL IS NOT FOR YOU]

Oh no! I am busted.

The cool, calm reticulated python slithers away, into the horizon, in hunger, living day by day in this cruel, harsh world.